Baby, my darling, my angel of morning light,
It bothers me to ask but I must deal with my plight,
I need my blue hard drive that rests in the chair,
I’d retrieve it myself but I’d have to quickly get there,
I’m afraid I will chill since my old tired blood yet moves
I’m wet you see and too lazy to dry so to you it behooves,
Yes, I’m lazy and trying to say it is your duty please,
If I wasn’t submerged I’d beg on my bended wet knees,
But you couldn’t see that since I’m warm in this hot tub,
You may save me from danger as my toe could stub,
Many dangers and perils exist if I move before fully awake,
I’m so dorky in the morning I couldn’t even feel an earthquake,
Just another reason to love you even more than before,
Keep adding mornings until we hit evermore. I love you.