Hello, my son for you I have a surprise,

Properly used it will help penny wise,

It’s like magic what I have bought for you,

I bet my grandson Riley will enjoy it too,

You’ll find things you’d never dream were there,

But I know for certain you won’t find used hair,

Unless of course a bullet put the hair there,

It’s the bullet you’ll find entangled in dead hair,

That would be gross, to find such with this,

Riley, you may get rich and give grandpa a kiss,

I’m sure by now you’ve figured this out,

A new metal detector is what this is about.